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Band: Ramrod and the Nasty Nymphos
CD: Dirty Sanchez
Date: 01.22.04
Reviewer: Maggot

Review:

In this world where all is prim and proper there needs to be a scapegoat or a person to hate. RAMROD and the NASTY NYMPHOS enter the room and take a bow. They are disgusting and politically incorrect and probably one of the best porn rock bands I've ever heard!!!! You figure in life there are those who are good looking and get a lot of female love and there are those like RAMROD and the NASTY NYMPHOS. They are the scum that came crawling from under a sludge pile somewhere and wrote all the "nasty and bad words" in the English language. They are what South Park should've been like. So let's see what I've learned in my 30 years......

RAMROD and the NASTY NYMPHOS came out with this 4 song EP named "Dirty Sanchez." The first song is the title track. The music is like a hard classic rock. Very nice to listen to with some crunchy guitar riffs and a groovy beat. In case you are unaware a dirty sanchez is when you sodomize a whore and pull your cock out enough to smear some of the crap of your cock onto her upper lip. GROSS!!! But how funny. This song rules and after the first listen through you will be a sworn fan of RAMROD and not to mention you will find this song lodged into your brain like some one tried to fuck you deeply in your ear while you were listening to it and firmly packed it in there!

The next classic RAMROD abuser is the song "Roofies and Rubber." This song hits as hard as the first and WOW what a load, uhhuhuh i said "load" of power riffage!!!!! It is self explanatory on how there are some guys that re so grotesquely ugly that they need some assistance with the ladies. Unfortunately, that would be a roofie. After hearing all the negative hype on the news and then this song you know why ladies always carry their drinks with them these days, and who could blame them. They could be"come" a little midnight crack for RAMROD and the nasty things he would do!!! Oahwhahhwa i shudder at the thought!

The next song, speaking of crack is named "Crack Whore." Another rocking tune that fires off left and right with the guitars, which I think are the strong point instrument for this band. This song is about a girl that " LOVES GIVIN' HEAD FOR THAT CRACK." I think all of us true partiers have known a few of these and maybe.... just maybe have given one a dirty sanchez.

"Sluttin Around," just finalizes the rape and roll sounds of this RAMROD album. Another song every crazed teen, jock, pervo, construction worker, and president will be singing to the wee hours of the morning. I think this is my second favorite of this CD.

This CD is not for everyone, but always worth a listen. I checked it out and was pleasantly delighted with this porn rape and roll. To bad DICK DELICIOUS broke up these guys would've been excellent tour mates!

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