DVD: Roasting POSERS Vol. 1
Date: 01.16.04
Reviewer: Maggot
Review:
1. Osmium - World of Anguish
2 Slugtrail - Lick
3. Blessed with Pain - Shackled Soul
4. Pro-Pain - Casualties of War (live)
5. Systemic - Surgical Solution
6. Low Twelve- Lines Drawn
7. Alchymist - Who Rapes You (live)
8. Skeptik - Tired Of . . . Wyred Out!
9. PCP - Altered (live)
10. Soultorn - Away
11. Lividity - The Urge to Splurge (live)
12. Condemned - The Birth of Maggots
13. Skitzo - Angel's Blood (live)
14. Bite the Hand - One Way Road
15. Ominous - Thirteen Years of Pain (live)
16. Three Headed Moses - Whacky Monkey Test
17. Various Artists - Heavycore (live)
Illinois (Low Twelve, Blessed with Pain, Alchymist, and the Breed of Sedition)
**** This was not finalized, so the DVD may be different than what is listed here and so may be the art work, i doubt it but...ya never know!! After all, this was a pre-view!********
I was granted access to the highest of security levels in HEAVYCORE. I cannot tell you what day or where, but HEAVYCORE founder and brutal "Disposer Of Posers" Pete Altieri met me at a undisclosed, poser free site and granted me permission to view the unfinished "Roasting Posers Volume I", HEAVYCORE'S first DVD. I cannot wait 'til the finished product is accessible to the brutal public and HEAVYCORE fans alike. I realize that my safety is in danger with the knowledge I was granted. The sites I have seen!!! I can grant you a little insight to the brutality of the upcoming DVD.....
Some of the prime poser destuctos' of this HEAVYCORE DVD are....Pro-Pain, Lividity, Low Twelve, PCP, Blessed with Pain, Alchymist, Skeptik, Soultorn, Systemic, Skitzo, Osmium, Condemned, Slugtrail, Bite the Hand, Ominous, and Three Headed Moses. This DVD is a campaign of non stop brutality and poser disposing hilarity!!!! See OSMIUM'S guitarist shred, have some confidence that other core members gave this band a huge, "HELL YEAH!!!! See one of the first bands in the core, BLESSED WITH PAIN, dominate some major metal thunder!!! See what happens when SKEPTIC smokes more pot than Tommy Chong and plays a little metal and has control of a video camera!!!! Lets not forget 3 HEADED MOSES and their Wacky Monkey Test, boy is that some ate up shit!!!!
See some wonderful ads from HEAVYCORE supporters and clips from the new breed of HEAVYCORE "Poser Disposer" training videos. See ads for the infamous NEFARIOUS MAGAZINE, GAITHERGRAPHIX, and MADDOG ROCK RADIO. Also see posers get beat the fuck up and then set on fire in a real funeral pyre, stare at the brutality that takes place in the HEAVYCORE TRAINING FACILITY (over 665 push ups a day!!) and lets not forget to ogle the hot as fuck "Roast Girls" grind their tails into an orgasmic mind bending tongualicious frenzy!!!!!!
As stated I can't wait 'til this is all finalized. We all learned some important lessons form "Headbangers Ball"!!! Wait 'til you see what happens after HEAVYCORE utilizes the technicality of H.B and adds the brutality and violence that only HEAVYCORE can provide. This will be the ONLY DVD to have in 2004!!!!!
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