CD: Split (??)
Date: 01.22.04
Reviewer: West
Review:
GENERAL SURGERY
Pre-Bisectal Corrosive Immersion
Lab Rat
Mortuary Wars
Cauterization Frenzy
Reception Of Cadavers
Decomposer
Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology/Severe Catatonic Intersection
Pathological Activities
THE COUNTY MEDICAL EXAMINERS
Bloatation (Repugnant Refloatation)
Cruentous Mess
Forensic Photography
A Brief Discourse Of Wound Ballistics
Cooperative Cadaveric Custody
Prosector’s Bane: Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease
Well, I knew when I walked into Toys R Us for a present for my three-year-old niece that something special would come my way, and man was I right! There is nothing like a split CD-two bands with six songs apiece that last a whopping thirty minutes. That’s right--twelve songs, thirty minutes! That’s a sign of genius, baby! Why is it gore bands have the longest titles and the shortest songs? Ii guess it’s like the guys with big muscles having short winkies. I wouldn’t know. I’m a fat lard ass and my shit is huge! (Well, that’s what I’m told ........umm, so anyhow…)
You guys know I love both of these bands, though I was highly disappointed that the chick left TCME and that GENERAL SURGERY just didn’t whip out a CARCASS symposium and show everyone how it is done! This brand of music should be more popular. IMPALED leads the way in popularity, but there are some serious contenders right here on Razorback Records. And God bless them for putting out the best in path-o-grind!
This cd fuckin’ rules the earth, like good sex, slow and hard, all in one package!
I'll pick GENERAL SURGERY over TCME, but only because of experience and the chick left, but both of them kick total fuckin’ ass--or at least cut open asses and dissect them and write really, really long-winded song titles about it!
www.thecountymedicalexaminers.com & www.generalsurgery.nu
Rating: 10
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